Saturday, March 10, 2012

SATISFACTION SATURDAY

My Career Path

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,

Description:<br />                                cid:1.2874170324@web110310.mail.gq1.yahoo.combut I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,

but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.


3.
After that, I tried being a Tailor,

but wasn't suited for it-- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,

but that was too exhausting.


5.
Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,

but just didn't have the thyme.


6.
Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,

but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.



7.
My best job was a Musician,

Description:<br />cid:2.2874170324@web110310.mail.gq1.yahoo.com
but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.


8.
I studied a long time to become a Doctor,

Description:<br />cid:3.2874170324@web110310.mail.gq1.yahoo.combut didn't have any patience.



9.
Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.

Description:<br />                                cid:4.2874170324@web110310.mail.gq1.yahoo.comTried hard but just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, Description:<br />                                cid:5.2874170324@web110310.mail.gq1.yahoo.com

but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.


11.
Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,

Description:<br />                                cid:6.2874170324@web110310.mail.gq1.yahoo.combut the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, Description:<br />                                cid:7.2874170324@web110310.mail.gq1.yahoo.com

but they said I wasn't fit for the job.


13.
After many years of trying to find steady work,

I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, Description:<br />                                cid:8.2874170324@web110310.mail.gq1.yahoo.com

but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

15
. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT

Description:<br />cid:9.2874170324@web110310.mail.gq1.yahoo.com

AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THEJOB

I was so impressed with this that I had to share it with my followers.  It fits me to a tee. Please feel free to leave a comment.  I would appreciate your thoughts.

1 comment:

  1. That's so funny! I'm retired, too, and LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it!

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